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Conversations at the Yarn Barn

Former Coworker: Hey Mal! How are you? I haven't seen you since you left Kohl's!
Mal: Oh hey! I'm good, how are you?
Former Coworker: Good, good. I didn't know you knitted.
Mal: Oh, I don't. I just like to use the needles to stab people.
Former Coworker: ...
...That was a joke. I like to knit scarves. I might try making mittens soon, I got a pattern here...
Former Coworker: Oh, yeah.
*awkward silence*
Mal: Well, it was nice to see you again, I better get going.
Former Coworker: Yeah, see you around.

I am awesome at getting my old coworkers to avoid me when they see me out and about.